Thursday, December 10, 2009

JOKE!!

Murid : Selamat pagi, cikgu.

Cikgu : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja? Petang dan malam awak doakan saya tak selamat?

Murid : Selamat pagi, petang dan malam cikgu!

Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh orang! Kata selamat sejahtera! Senang dan penuh bermakna. Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi semua masa dan keadaan.

Murid : Selamat sejahtera cikgu!

Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik. Hari ini cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang perkataan berlawan. Bila cikgu sebutkan perkataannya, kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat, lawan bagi perkataan-​perkataan itu, faham?

Murid : Faham, cikgu!

Cikgu : Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.

Murid : (senyap)

Cikgu : Pandai!

Murid : Bodoh!

Cikgu : Tinggi!

Murid : Rendah!

Cikgu : Jauh!

Murid : Dekat!

Cikgu : Keadilan!

Murid : UMNO!

Cikgu : Salah!

Murid : Betul!

Cikgu : Bodoh!

Murid : Pandai!

Cikgu : Bukan!

Murid : Ya!

Cikgu : Oh Tuhan!

Murid : Oh Hamba!

Cikgu : Dengar ini!

Murid : Dengar itu!

Cikgu : Diam!

Murid : Bising!

Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!

Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!

Cikgu : Mati aku!

Murid : Hidup kami!

Cikgu : Rotan baru tau!

Murid : Akar lama tak tau!

Cikgu : Malas aku ajar kamu!

Murid : Rajin kami belajar cikgu!

Cikgu : Kamu gila!

Murid : Kami siuman!

Cikgu : Cukup! Cukup!

Murid : Kurang! Kurang!

Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah!

Murid : Belum! Belum!

Cikgu : Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?

Murid : Sebab saya seorang pandai!

Cikgu : Oh! Melawan!

Murid : Oh! Mengalah!

Cikgu : Kurang ajar!

Murid : Cukup ajar!

Cikgu : Habis aku!

Murid : Kekal kami!

Monday, November 23, 2009

Senarai game fps online dan tak online yang mesti anda main

SF= Soldier Front
AVA=Alliance of Valiant Arms
CS CZ=Counter Strike Condition Zero
CSS=Counter Strike Source
Phosphore
Operation 7
Well , thats all folks

Nak beli airsoft, AEG , GBB gun ??

pergi sendiri kat tempat2 ni: (penjual berikut mungkin telah berpindah)
1. Muhhibah Market @ Kota Damansara near Segi College (open at night) - 2 Stores not much variety. Cheap camo gloves tho.
2. Sungai Wang 3rd Floor - Supercoolhobbies, It’s at the SgWang IT Centre Rear End Corner, which sells alot of party hats and masks. Prices are kinda dear.
3. Times Square 3rd Floor-Supercoolhobbies, Not much stuff either. , which sells alot of party hats and masks. Prices are kinda dear.
4. Camo Shop @ Jalan Masjid India, KL
5. The Base @ Cineleisure, Full shop of stuff with new stocks, prices are little steep.
6. 79 Tactical Store near Sungai Wang Plaza slip road toward Low Yat (has a jeep sticking out on the top of the entrance
7. Golden Mile Complex 3rd floor in Singapore, it’s at Beach Road where some KL-Spore busses stop (i.e. Sri Maju, Super Nice)
8. Tri-Agra Trading, Chow Kit, 3, Lorong Haji Taib 2, Off Jalan Raja Laut. (MUST GO! SUPER CHEAP!) - lots of pouch, bags, vests, tshirts, better for Woodlands but if you are looking for ACUs, BDUs, Deserts anything under the sun!
9. Indian shop - Tri Agra Next Few shops away, an indian shops that supply lots of surplus like nylon Belts, boots and etc. can’t remember the name of shop maybe too many fits guys around roaming
10. Flea Market @ Amcorp Mall2nd Floor Near Post Office - is the same shop in Bangi, can get some old war stuff
11. a)- Amcorp Mall, Basement Level has another store - mostly knifes, some BDUs, old Army Bundle stuff
12. Bazaaria Larut Malam, Setapak (opens at night) - Jalan 1a/6, Danau Kota Area. Right After you turn into Setapak Opposite Old Town White Coffee. 2 Stores and if you walk around more u’ll find 1 Retail shops selling Army Bags. - not much variety
13. KL Downtown, Cheras (opens at night) - Near HUKM, or Velodrome KL. Jalan Yaacob Latif. - 1 Canopy store - not much variety
14. Buntil ( Bundle clothes from Europe) 3rd Flr BB Plaza. - they have very old stuff, like real Nazi’s SS hat, current Germans BDUs, some real Vietnam war US Helmet, and current SAF MICH Helmet.
15. Pertama Complex - Ground Floor
16. Uptown seksyen 24 Shah Alam - 2 shops - infinityzones (http://infinityzones.blogspot.com/) -[Afidie]: kedai ni best pasal banyak pilihan, tapi aku rasa most items from Siam, but acceptable quality lar…